tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post2751405196678966306..comments2023-06-01T08:16:09.716-07:00Comments on Is that blood I smell?: Daily Chum - Open ThreadI'm a Shaaaaarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02894393451624997006noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-68962468444250951592009-08-15T00:41:55.510-07:002009-08-15T00:41:55.510-07:00Acadamia nut...oh my. LOLAcadamia nut...oh my. LOLCorre∫pondence Committeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03755974876713521675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-82794513641711538322009-08-15T00:38:56.099-07:002009-08-15T00:38:56.099-07:00My guess would be they're in the 'acadamia...<i>My guess would be they're in the 'acadamia nut' category.</i><br /><br />I know a shark like that. Nom Nom Chompsky.I'm a Shaaaaarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894393451624997006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-14186914010051081482009-08-15T00:36:47.149-07:002009-08-15T00:36:47.149-07:00"Who are these people?"
My guess would ..."Who are these people?"<br /><br />My guess would be they're in the 'acadamia nut' category.<br /><br />H/T: RBUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03831750050134728504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-16774967286775339942009-08-15T00:34:51.161-07:002009-08-15T00:34:51.161-07:00Unreal. Who are these people?
I'm guessing it...<i>Unreal. Who are these people?</i><br /><br />I'm guessing it's people who are not old enough to <i>remember</i> America when Carter was president.I'm a Shaaaaarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894393451624997006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-32255066198691469372009-08-15T00:28:45.261-07:002009-08-15T00:28:45.261-07:00And in the WTFBBQ Department:
Voters Say Carter I...And in the WTFBBQ Department:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/august_2009/voters_say_carter_is_best_of_living_ex_presidents" rel="nofollow">Voters Say Carter Is Best of Living Ex-Presidents</a><br /><br />Unreal. Who are these people?Corre∫pondence Committeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03755974876713521675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-13541848020791502102009-08-14T23:51:18.340-07:002009-08-14T23:51:18.340-07:00P.S. No, you didn't miss anything.
*wink*P.S. No, you didn't miss anything. <br /><br />*wink*Corre∫pondence Committeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03755974876713521675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-77049604730031398842009-08-14T23:48:10.004-07:002009-08-14T23:48:10.004-07:00He wanted to work in a Haberdashery.He wanted to work in a Haberdashery.I'm a Shaaaaarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894393451624997006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-83889359529412779782009-08-14T23:46:42.348-07:002009-08-14T23:46:42.348-07:00Nigel Tufnel is one of the guitar players in the b...Nigel Tufnel is one of the guitar players in the band Spinal Tap, featured in the film <i>This is Spinal Tap</i>.<br /><br />He is played by Christopher Guest (who is married to Jamie Lee Curtis).<br /><br />At the end of the movie, he is talking hypothetically to an interviewer about what sort of job he might like to have if he wasn't playing music anymore, and when asked about a specific type of job (selling shoes or something), he says, "I don't know...what are the hours?"<br /><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigel_Tufnel" rel="nofollow">Here</a> is the Wiki, and <a href="http://www.sicmagazine.net/images/54.jpg" rel="nofollow">here</a> is a picture - I believe you'll recognize him. : )Corre∫pondence Committeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03755974876713521675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-62457225860518617442009-08-14T23:36:32.446-07:002009-08-14T23:36:32.446-07:00Did I miss anything?
(What's nigeltufnel?)Did I miss anything?<br /><br />(What's nigeltufnel?)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03831750050134728504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-64601246920050557422009-08-14T23:33:15.848-07:002009-08-14T23:33:15.848-07:00Okay, quick! Before she comes back!
Wait...what a...Okay, quick! Before she comes back!<br /><br />Wait...what are the hours? /nigeltufnelCorre∫pondence Committeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03755974876713521675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-42766896121718114332009-08-14T23:23:57.430-07:002009-08-14T23:23:57.430-07:00But I don't have a day job.
I will hire you,...<i>But I don't have a day job.<br /></i><br /><br />I will hire you, and then you can quit, just so you can tell Sharon, "Oops. Too late..."I'm a Shaaaaarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894393451624997006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-66714261443668110312009-08-14T23:20:11.182-07:002009-08-14T23:20:11.182-07:00snoutpalm: Let's not give up our day jobs, mmk...<i>snoutpalm: Let's not give up our day jobs, mmk?</i><br /><br />But I don't <i>have</i> a day job.Corre∫pondence Committeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03755974876713521675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-45129537622293117712009-08-14T22:05:56.833-07:002009-08-14T22:05:56.833-07:00A young couple, on the brink of divorce, visits a ...A young couple, on the brink of divorce, visits a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife, "What's the problem?" She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?" The husband replies, "Well not exactly, she's the one that suffers, not me."<br /><br />snoutpalm: Let's not give up our day jobs, mmk?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03831750050134728504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-87351475558147771572009-08-14T21:39:42.806-07:002009-08-14T21:39:42.806-07:00Q. What does a drum solo and premature ejaculation...Q. What does a drum solo and premature ejaculation have in common?<br /><br />A. You know it's coming and there is nothing you can do about it.I'm a Shaaaaarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894393451624997006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-61533568569554897252009-08-14T21:38:24.582-07:002009-08-14T21:38:24.582-07:00Guitar players, too.Guitar players, too.I'm a Shaaaaarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894393451624997006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-36271173069852321732009-08-14T21:31:44.778-07:002009-08-14T21:31:44.778-07:00Nobody laughed. Okay, I'll try another one.
Q...Nobody laughed. Okay, I'll try another one.<br /><br />Q. What do you throw to a drowning bass player?<br /><br />A. His amp.Corre∫pondence Committeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03755974876713521675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-60903725095459870372009-08-14T20:10:35.245-07:002009-08-14T20:10:35.245-07:00That reminds me to tell a joke though. (I love mus...That reminds me to tell a joke though. (I love musician jokes.)<br /><br />Q. What's the difference between a U.S. Savings Bond and a musician?<br /><br />A. A U.S. Savings Bond eventually matures and makes money.Corre∫pondence Committeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03755974876713521675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-44195275610669781822009-08-14T20:08:12.712-07:002009-08-14T20:08:12.712-07:00Oh, BAH!
(However, I will give him points for not...Oh, BAH!<br /><br />(However, I will give him points for not saying "Very carefully.")Corre∫pondence Committeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03755974876713521675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-75039214380042365232009-08-14T19:56:35.460-07:002009-08-14T19:56:35.460-07:00How does one collect goose semen?
Same way you co...<i>How does one collect goose semen?</i><br /><br />Same way you collect <a href="http://content.humorpix.com/images/3258/p001.jpg" rel="nofollow">Shark Semen</a>.I'm a Shaaaaarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894393451624997006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-50968105718482985812009-08-14T19:50:40.217-07:002009-08-14T19:50:40.217-07:00How does one collect goose semen?How does one collect goose semen?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03831750050134728504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-52726205243081615512009-08-14T19:37:08.069-07:002009-08-14T19:37:08.069-07:00Warming waters may make Antarctica hospitable to s...<b>Warming waters may make Antarctica hospitable to sharks</b><br /><br /><a href="http://www.physorg.com/news122302948.html" rel="nofollow">Awesome</a>. I think global warming is a bunch of bunk, but I wish it was true, because I hear that penguins taste like chicken.I'm a Shaaaaarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894393451624997006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-83570873230209578252009-08-14T19:14:54.035-07:002009-08-14T19:14:54.035-07:00Like that?
Yup. Weasels are right up there with R...<i>Like that?</i><br /><br />Yup. Weasels are right up there with Remoras, Crabpots, Chief Brody, and dolphins.I'm a Shaaaaarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894393451624997006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-30453263466887628642009-08-14T19:12:03.897-07:002009-08-14T19:12:03.897-07:00Certainly. Weasels tend to pee all over. They can&...<i>Certainly. Weasels tend to pee all over. They can't control it.</i><br /><br />Sort of like the way a dog marks. Just everywhere. Just endless. Just can't leave anything without their mark all over it.<br /><br />Like that?Corre∫pondence Committeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03755974876713521675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-2091285802329786852009-08-14T19:10:35.369-07:002009-08-14T19:10:35.369-07:00I've never smelled seal pee, but I've smel...<i>I've never smelled seal pee, but I've smelled weasel pee. Is that close?</i><br /><br />Certainly. Weasels tend to pee all over. They can't control it.<br /><br /> As an aside, a little trivia: Back in the days of Ancient Greece and Rome, tonics were made from goose semen, weasel urine, and sow's dung to ease a woman's pain during labor.I'm a Shaaaaarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894393451624997006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3226819964197555095.post-16995314448490198512009-08-14T19:06:45.860-07:002009-08-14T19:06:45.860-07:00I've never smelled seal pee, but I've smel...I've never smelled seal pee, but I've smelled weasel pee. Is that close?Corre∫pondence Committeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03755974876713521675noreply@blogger.com