Friday, August 14, 2009

Hey! It's football season!


I love football, but I really hate the Dolphins.

23 comments:

  1. So, Shaaaaark...you're rooting for the Jags on Monday night?

    I know preseason doesn't matter, but I figure you'll watch any game where there's a chance of the sight of blood.

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  2. I just hate the Dolphins. Such smug creatures. Everyone thinks dolphins are cute, fun, nice, helpful animals. If you humans only knew what they say about you behind your backs.

    That, and I'm sick of them always getting all up in my gill.

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  3. So, you don't really have a team you like, you just hate the Dophins. Makes sense.

    I'm a Packer fan. I got it bad.

    P.S. I see an ad in your sidebar for "Football Card Singles". Never heard of that. I've heard of eHarmony, match.com, stuff like that, but Football Card Singles is a new one.

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  4. P.S. I see an ad in your sidebar for "Football Card Singles". Never heard of that. I've heard of eHarmony, match.com, stuff like that, but Football Card Singles is a new one.

    People who collect trading cards need love too, you know.

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  5. People who collect trading cards need love too, you know.

    Or a Brett Favre 1991 Falcons card, at least.

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  6. Or a Brett Favre 1991 Falcons card, at least.

    I think I have a Brett Favre 2009 Vikings card somewhere.

    Oh. Wait...

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  7. Was that supposed to be snark? I'm thrilled that he retired. And retired.

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  8. You may still have your chance, Shaaaaark. Hopefully, everyone will stay healthy so we can get to the end of this particular movie...I love him, but boy, was I happy when he didn't take that gig.

    He would have looked like a dork in that purple helmet anyway.

    (But nobody looked dorkier than Jeff George.)

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  9. Minnesota in thier purple helmets. What a bunch of dicks.

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  10. Oh yeah...that was a Love Boat Incident reference, right? (I knew someone with a connection to that.)

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  11. Yes. When the vikings flew a bunch of whores in. That doesn't reflect well on the whores in Minnesota.

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  12. I grew up in Wisconsin. I never knew any hookers, though, so I can't comment on them one way or the other.

    Imagine the stuff you'd have to wear in the winter. Big down coats, boots, and ski bibs...just not sexy.

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  13. Imagine the stuff you'd have to wear in the winter. Big down coats, boots, and ski bibs...just not sexy.

    That's better than what I have to see every day - Galoshes, rain slickers, suspenders, and those goofy Gorton's fishermen hats.

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  14. And frankly, I don't trust the Gorton's fishermen. A bunch of haters, if you ask me.

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  15. "Yes. When the vikings flew a bunch of whores in. That doesn't reflect well on the whores in Minnesota."

    WTF is that supposed to mean?

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  16. WTF is that supposed to mean?

    Well, if the whores in Minnesota were hot, wouldn't the Vikings have used local talent, rather than importing them from elsewhere?

    The Love Boat

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  17. Sorry to any whores in Minnesota I may have inadvertently offended.

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  18. Shaaaaark, remember that friend of ours whose daughter was an employee of the company that chartered that cruise? Boy, did she have the stories about that incident, stuff that never made the news. Horrible.

    I think it was in the warmer weather, though, so the Minnesota hookers would have just been dressed in thermals. They could have done that gig, easily. ; )

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  19. WTF is that supposed to mean?

    August 14, 2009 7:45 PM


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! LOL

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  20. It's game day! GO PACK GO.

    Just sayin'.

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  21. 17 - 0 GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!!!

    YAY!!!!!!!!!!

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