In fact, I hear it quite often. Sometimes I'll go to the beach, and I'll pop up out of the water, and instead of scaring people, they ask for autographs.
I get so tired of the Sharpie Harpies, so I eat them.
Daily Tech News 29 May 2021
3 years ago
The likeness is incredible! Can you sing like that?
ReplyDeleteSure. Check this out. *ahem* *drinks water*
ReplyDeletememememememememememememeeeee...
Just gimmeeee a kiiiiiss....
Like this...
Very nice!
ReplyDeleteNow all you need to do is add a little strut. I don't believe I've ever seen a shark strut before.
I don't believe I've ever seen a shark strut before.
ReplyDeleteReally? Strutting Shark.
I just hope I dont' fall off the stage, and break a fin.
I hope not too. Then you'd have to cancel the tour, and disappoint some very nice people, who have been looking forward to it all summer and had even bought a new outfit complete with a brand new hip handbag from Nordstrom to wear but what do they get? NOTHING. Hrmph.
ReplyDelete(Do I sound bitter?)
I can't ever cancel a tour - I'm a shark, I gotta keep moving. If I don't, I'll die.
ReplyDeleteSo don't worry, the outfit and handbag will still come in handy.
Good, 'cause I'm not returning that handbag.
ReplyDeleteI can afford it. Really. I can.
(I'm just having a little struggle with my conscience here. Pay no attention.)
Hmmm... Sounds like somebody needs tickets to see James Taylor.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with my BFF, and I don't mean "Rose"!
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I'm going with my BFF, and I don't mean "Rose"!
ReplyDeleteYAY!
Wait a minute... you do mean me, right? Right...?
I do. I'm not sure how to get a seatbelt around a Great White Shark though. Thank goodness I have a convertible - at least I don't have to worry about your head.
ReplyDeleteI think the law about seatbelts only applies to humans. So, I think we're good to go there.
ReplyDeleteThe resemblance is amazing!
ReplyDeleteThe resemblance is amazing!
ReplyDeleteThanks! Dude looks like a Great White!