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Daily Tech News 29 May 2021
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What exactly is in that bucket?
ReplyDeleteI think it would be easier to say what isn't in that bucket.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow is a big day. A big, big day. Know what I'm sayin'?
ReplyDeleteTomorrow is a big day. A big, big day. Know what I'm sayin'?
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to it.
Get off my site!
ReplyDeleteOoh. Sorry. Thought I was a liberal there for a second. My apologies.
Gee, I hope you weren't talking to me. That was scary.
ReplyDeleteI just wet my pants a little.
I just wet my pants a little.
ReplyDeleteYou're lucky. I don't have pants.
That begs the question: Are sharks attracted to urine, or just blood? Can they smell urine? If someone loses their bladder in their swim trunks, is that like sauce?
ReplyDeleteWe are most tempted by the sweet smell of your bodily fluids. They smell tasty. Seals pee when they are scared, and we dig that. Yum!
ReplyDeleteI've never smelled seal pee, but I've smelled weasel pee. Is that close?
ReplyDeleteI've never smelled seal pee, but I've smelled weasel pee. Is that close?
ReplyDeleteCertainly. Weasels tend to pee all over. They can't control it.
As an aside, a little trivia: Back in the days of Ancient Greece and Rome, tonics were made from goose semen, weasel urine, and sow's dung to ease a woman's pain during labor.
Certainly. Weasels tend to pee all over. They can't control it.
ReplyDeleteSort of like the way a dog marks. Just everywhere. Just endless. Just can't leave anything without their mark all over it.
Like that?
Like that?
ReplyDeleteYup. Weasels are right up there with Remoras, Crabpots, Chief Brody, and dolphins.
Warming waters may make Antarctica hospitable to sharks
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I think global warming is a bunch of bunk, but I wish it was true, because I hear that penguins taste like chicken.
How does one collect goose semen?
ReplyDeleteHow does one collect goose semen?
ReplyDeleteSame way you collect Shark Semen.
Oh, BAH!
ReplyDelete(However, I will give him points for not saying "Very carefully.")
That reminds me to tell a joke though. (I love musician jokes.)
ReplyDeleteQ. What's the difference between a U.S. Savings Bond and a musician?
A. A U.S. Savings Bond eventually matures and makes money.
Nobody laughed. Okay, I'll try another one.
ReplyDeleteQ. What do you throw to a drowning bass player?
A. His amp.
Guitar players, too.
ReplyDeleteQ. What does a drum solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
ReplyDeleteA. You know it's coming and there is nothing you can do about it.
A young couple, on the brink of divorce, visits a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife, "What's the problem?" She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?" The husband replies, "Well not exactly, she's the one that suffers, not me."
ReplyDeletesnoutpalm: Let's not give up our day jobs, mmk?
snoutpalm: Let's not give up our day jobs, mmk?
ReplyDeleteBut I don't have a day job.
But I don't have a day job.
ReplyDeleteI will hire you, and then you can quit, just so you can tell Sharon, "Oops. Too late..."
Okay, quick! Before she comes back!
ReplyDeleteWait...what are the hours? /nigeltufnel
Did I miss anything?
ReplyDelete(What's nigeltufnel?)
Nigel Tufnel is one of the guitar players in the band Spinal Tap, featured in the film This is Spinal Tap.
ReplyDeleteHe is played by Christopher Guest (who is married to Jamie Lee Curtis).
At the end of the movie, he is talking hypothetically to an interviewer about what sort of job he might like to have if he wasn't playing music anymore, and when asked about a specific type of job (selling shoes or something), he says, "I don't know...what are the hours?"
Here is the Wiki, and here is a picture - I believe you'll recognize him. : )
He wanted to work in a Haberdashery.
ReplyDeleteP.S. No, you didn't miss anything.
ReplyDelete*wink*
And in the WTFBBQ Department:
ReplyDeleteVoters Say Carter Is Best of Living Ex-Presidents
Unreal. Who are these people?
Unreal. Who are these people?
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing it's people who are not old enough to remember America when Carter was president.
"Who are these people?"
ReplyDeleteMy guess would be they're in the 'acadamia nut' category.
H/T: RB
My guess would be they're in the 'acadamia nut' category.
ReplyDeleteI know a shark like that. Nom Nom Chompsky.
Acadamia nut...oh my. LOL
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